There has been a twist!

Saddddd. Casey's gone! Better him than Jordan though, I guess. Big Brother this season has been all for taking out the nice people, and leaving the schemers in, like Ronnie, Jesse, Natalie and Russell, it's just silly. (Also, Russell was the only one to vote Jordan out - not down!)

But there were two other surprises last night:
1) The cliques have been sepreated! Now no one will be protected when a team-member win's HOH - everyone has to fend for themselves. The show is definetely going to get more intense now, because the houseguests are going to have to rely on their alliances more than ever, and hope to god that they don't get stabbed in the back. We'll see how this unfolds!

2) The best of the two surprises, the new Coup d'Etat meaning, AMERICA/CANADA GETS TO VOTE. We, the viewers, now have the option of voting for a houseguest, who can then use the power of the Coup d'Etat to save the two nominees for eviction, and put their own nominees up just minutes before the vote. This means that everyone will have to really think about how they feel about each and every houseguest, and figure out what they would do in the event that they were up on the block. Also, the power of the Coup d'Etat is something that only the one who posesses it will know about - meaning, the other houseguests won't be told, so they can't think of gameplans. It's totally spur of the moment voting.
This, honestly, has been one of the coolest twists in any reality show I've ever seen. I love that I now have some kind of domination over the show!
Vote Jordan or Kevin! (or Jeff!) http://www.cbs.com/primetime/big_brother/interact/americas_vote/

And as a final gift from me to you, because you all care so much, here are some photos from the Big Brother fan group on Facebook. (I have some seeeerious issues)

power couple power couple! Aw man, they're adorable!

They're both so lame.

Ronnie wants da cock!

.....Seriously. This is not okay.

Monkey man Russell, so awesome yet so terrible.

I think this is the best picture I've ever seen.

luv u, Kevin.

Big Brother Big Brother Big Brother~!

Aw man, it's getting intense now. The boys in the house have decided to stay on Ronnie's side, and Jesse didn't put him up for eviction when he won HOH. EXCUUUUUSE ME?! I thought this was a done deal and that Ronnie would be out!Instead, Jesse put up Jordan and Michelle as pawns to get Casey out some other time.

But k, here's the thing: Michelle is a complete waste of time and space in the house. She doesn't do anything, she sides with the majority, and she sits around on her ass all day long. I know that sounds like a smart game plan, but it's boring to watch. If she doesn't make a move soon, I might be tempted just to mute the scenes when she's on. I know she's a member of the brains, but she isn't playing the game that smartly.



So anyway, the Power of Veto competition took place, and Michelle ended up winning. FUCK! I love Jordan so much, and she's one of my favorite players in the game. This slightly sunk her ship - or I guess more-so dented it, because Michelle wasn't all that liked in the house to begin with. Between the two of them, Michelle was definetely the one to go.
Obviously someone had to be put up on the block to replace Michelle, and Jesse decided to stab his ally in the back and put Casey up.

Now, I'm not a huge fan of Casey - he actually kind of pisses me off. He's the 5th grade teacher/dj at some lame clubs in a small town. He's cocky and looks like what a poor, white, Snoop impersonator. Groooossss. But he's been doing pretty well so far in the game, and has been getting along with everyone - or so he thought. Jesse putting him up on the block instead of Ronnie was one of the biggest slaps in the face in the game.

So much drama....I love it!

Big Brother 11: the rise and fall of Ronnie.

Okay, so you don't even know how hyped I was last night when I realized Big Brother was on. OMG. And it was eviction day, and two of my favorites, Jordan and Laura were up on the block. So sad.

Laura

Okay, so she's easily one of the toughest competitors in the house, and thats the reason she got put up on the block so quickly. She's smart, which was totally unexpected because of the way she looks. (who are we kidding, big tits = no brain, most of the time.) She's not quite as popular as Jordan, but she made a lot of the friends in the house, even though she was one of the biggest threats.

Jordan

Aw man, don't even get me started. I LOVE Jordan, I'm not gonna lie. She's always served as the comedic relief on the show, saying things like "wait...there are 43 minutes in an hour, right?" and just generally being a dumb blonde. She's super tight with almost everyone, because they know she isn't a schemer. She's a kindhearted person, but could easily win the game because she's so innocent.

Obviously Jordan was put up on the block by Ronnie, the HOH, as a pawn to get Laura out of the house. This caused Laura and Jordan, who are both on the Popular team, to turn against each other and try to sway the other houseguests into keeping them in. Laura did a better job of that, because she knew there was a greater chance of her going home.

In the end, Laura ended up exposing Ronnie as the rat when she tried to get his vote before the nomination ceremonies.

I absolutely detest this man. He truly was the rat of the house. He played both sides to such an extreme that they all ended up thinking that everyone hated them, which he sat comfortably in the middle, looking like a saint. Now that he's been exposed, the entire house hates him. The other houseguests were so brutal to him, he had to hide in the HOH bedroom for two days before he had to go into the diary room. After being such a scumbag, there's no doubt in my mind that he'll be going home next week, now that Jesse's won HOH again.

Laura ended up going home, but at least she took Ronnie down with her!

Ahh this show is too good.
But wanna see how they fucked more shit up? http://bigbrothernetwork.com/ Creepiest website of all time. Granted, I check it about 5 times a day to get more in the moment updates on the house (shut up shut up shut up), but they also have a new feature, the "Big Brother: Live Feeds" which are uncensored 24/7 feeds, which you pay $39.99 for 3 months, or $14.99 per month. SO CREEPY. You can see everyone doing everything. Not okayyyy.
I love this show, but my god, not that much. (but if someone bought it for me, I mean......)

BIG BROTHER 11

Every summer I have to force myself not to turn into a huge hermit when Big Brother starts. But who am I kidding? Deception, hook-ups, cheating, competition, alliances, betrayal, what more do I need?!
This year though, Big Brother has added another little bonus: instead of each player competing on their own, they're working in Cliques to win the half a million dollars. The groups are as follows: Popular, Brains, Off-Beats, and Athletes. So far, my money's on the Athletes to take it all, but we're only about 6 episodes in, so whoooo knows.


The houseguests are: (from left ro right)Braden, Casey, Chima, Jeff, Jordan, Kevin
Laura, Lydia, Michelle, Natalie, Ronnie and Russell.

BUT THEN: as another twist, they decided to add in a 13th houseguest, just for shits and giggles.
I present to you, ladies and gents, Jesse!

dear lord!

I didn't know people were allowed to be that muscly! To mess things up even more, he was on season 10 of the show, but was evicted in the first episode. OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT.

So far, Braden one of the Popular's has already been evicted, and good fucking riddance! The guy was too greasy for his own good. But other than that, I'm actually secretly rooting for the Popular team. Jordan's just so cute and stupid with her southern accent, and Laura's tits are just a sight to behold. But at this point, wanting the Popular's to win is like wanting the Green Party to win an election...It'd be fun and cool and all, but what would they really do for you? Neither of the two girls are really putting up much of a fight...

Anyway, just thought I'd nerd out for a second there! Watch watch watch away! I'll be sure to let everyone know what happens next Tuesday night at 8!