Sunday, July 19, 2009

BIG BROTHER 11

Every summer I have to force myself not to turn into a huge hermit when Big Brother starts. But who am I kidding? Deception, hook-ups, cheating, competition, alliances, betrayal, what more do I need?!
This year though, Big Brother has added another little bonus: instead of each player competing on their own, they're working in Cliques to win the half a million dollars. The groups are as follows: Popular, Brains, Off-Beats, and Athletes. So far, my money's on the Athletes to take it all, but we're only about 6 episodes in, so whoooo knows.


The houseguests are: (from left ro right)Braden, Casey, Chima, Jeff, Jordan, Kevin
Laura, Lydia, Michelle, Natalie, Ronnie and Russell.

BUT THEN: as another twist, they decided to add in a 13th houseguest, just for shits and giggles.
I present to you, ladies and gents, Jesse!

dear lord!
I didn't know people were allowed to be that muscly! To mess things up even more, he was on season 10 of the show, but was evicted in the first episode. OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT.
So far, Braden one of the Popular's has already been evicted, and good fucking riddance! The guy was too greasy for his own good. But other than that, I'm actually secretly rooting for the Popular team. Jordan's just so cute and stupid with her southern accent, and Laura's tits are just a sight to behold. But at this point, wanting the Popular's to win is like wanting the Green Party to win an election...It'd be fun and cool and all, but what would they really do for you? Neither of the two girls are really putting up much of a fight...
Anyway, just thought I'd nerd out for a second there! Watch watch watch away! I'll be sure to let everyone know what happens next Tuesday night at 8!

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