Big Brother 11: the rise and fall of Ronnie.

Okay, so you don't even know how hyped I was last night when I realized Big Brother was on. OMG. And it was eviction day, and two of my favorites, Jordan and Laura were up on the block. So sad.

Laura

Okay, so she's easily one of the toughest competitors in the house, and thats the reason she got put up on the block so quickly. She's smart, which was totally unexpected because of the way she looks. (who are we kidding, big tits = no brain, most of the time.) She's not quite as popular as Jordan, but she made a lot of the friends in the house, even though she was one of the biggest threats.

Jordan

Aw man, don't even get me started. I LOVE Jordan, I'm not gonna lie. She's always served as the comedic relief on the show, saying things like "wait...there are 43 minutes in an hour, right?" and just generally being a dumb blonde. She's super tight with almost everyone, because they know she isn't a schemer. She's a kindhearted person, but could easily win the game because she's so innocent.

Obviously Jordan was put up on the block by Ronnie, the HOH, as a pawn to get Laura out of the house. This caused Laura and Jordan, who are both on the Popular team, to turn against each other and try to sway the other houseguests into keeping them in. Laura did a better job of that, because she knew there was a greater chance of her going home.

In the end, Laura ended up exposing Ronnie as the rat when she tried to get his vote before the nomination ceremonies.

I absolutely detest this man. He truly was the rat of the house. He played both sides to such an extreme that they all ended up thinking that everyone hated them, which he sat comfortably in the middle, looking like a saint. Now that he's been exposed, the entire house hates him. The other houseguests were so brutal to him, he had to hide in the HOH bedroom for two days before he had to go into the diary room. After being such a scumbag, there's no doubt in my mind that he'll be going home next week, now that Jesse's won HOH again.

Laura ended up going home, but at least she took Ronnie down with her!

Ahh this show is too good.
But wanna see how they fucked more shit up? http://bigbrothernetwork.com/ Creepiest website of all time. Granted, I check it about 5 times a day to get more in the moment updates on the house (shut up shut up shut up), but they also have a new feature, the "Big Brother: Live Feeds" which are uncensored 24/7 feeds, which you pay $39.99 for 3 months, or $14.99 per month. SO CREEPY. You can see everyone doing everything. Not okayyyy.
I love this show, but my god, not that much. (but if someone bought it for me, I mean......)